Hank's Texas Food Tour

One Texan. Every county.
Every plate, ranked.

Driving around Texas one restaurant at a time, rating BBQ, burgers, Mexican, Italian, and Asian food so you know exactly where to stop next.

Latest stop Madame Brioche Bistro, Conroe, TX 8.9 / 10

Current top picks

A running scoreboard, one category at a time. These are the current leaders.

BBQ

Coming soon

Burgers

Madame Brioche Bistro Conroe, TX · 8.9

Mexican

Coming soon

Italian

Coming soon

Asian

Coming soon

About the tour

Retired and finally putting the road trips to good use. I'm driving around Texas, starting in Montgomery County and working outward, rating every BBQ joint, burger stand, and taqueria I stop at. Eventually the plan is to push out into Oklahoma, Louisiana, El Paso, and Brownsville too.

No sponsorships, no fluff — just an honest scorecard from someone who's eaten a lot of brisket.